November 05, 2007

Karen! I got the most expensive tree they had!


As you can already see, we are big fans of Phil Spector and his walls of sound. Here are a few more from his "Christmas Gift for You" album. More of these to come many times over in the next few months. These songs always remind me of that great scene in Goodfellas. "What are you stupid? We got a million fucking bulls out there watchin' us and you go and buy a Cadillac?!"

Here Comes Santa Claus: Bob B. Soxx and the Blue Jeans




A couple others:






This one's for JV, who will be enjoying his first Christmastime in the mountains of Virginnie.


PC

The Three Little Dwarfs and Suzy Snowflake

Every Christmas morning the short was played on Garfield Goose (and later Bozo’s Circus) on Chicago superstation WGN. Though once a Chicago-land classic, the short is now a cherished childhood memory for many people who watched it broadcast each year. Definitive info on Hardrock, Coco, and Joe is certainly hard to pin down. Though the film has copyright info, the video quality is so poor, it’s nearly impossible to read. IMDB dates the film to 1951 and Wikipedia credits it to a company called Centaur Prodictions. It’s certainly unlike anything you’ve ever seen and a definite pre-cursor to the Rankin-Bass style.

Originally called “The Three Little Dwarfs,” most remember this song as simply “Hardrock, Coco, and Joe.” Those three are Santa’s helpers and deliver an unforgettable chorus—and who doesn’t love Joe the best? Gene Autry recorded a version of the tune. But why do it? Nothing beats the original. Still, I’m shocked that some unoriginal (and striking) writer in Hollywood hasn’t revamped this into a full-blown computer animation film. It seems only a matter of time.

The Three Little Dwarfs (Hardrock, Coco, and Joe)

Suzy Snowflake – Rosemary Clooney

Centaur Productions also made Suzy Snowflake (check out the version above by the late, great Rosemary Clooney). This short was broadcast over the mid-West like Hardrock, Coco, and Joe—at least to the best of my knowledge. I’m curious to know if any of our readers around the world have seen either film. What are your memories of it? And how did you see it?







Nobody’s Been Naughty. Everybody’s Been Nice.

Apologies for the day off Sunday—Santa needed the day to rest and recoup after getting home at about 3 a.m. on Sunday morning. But I’m making up for the neglect with two great posts today.

It Won’t Be the Same This Year – Vince Gill
I’ve always been a fan of Gill’s music—he has a beautiful voice. However, mainstream country radio now ignores him, like so many other great artists from the early to mid 1990s. But at least 77 Santas hasn’t forgotten about this heartbreaker. Gill wrote this song after the premature death of his brother.

The Shelter – The Tractors
Speaking of forgotten 1990s country music, The Tractors scored a modest hit in 1994 with “Baby Likes to Rock It (Like a Boogie Woogie Choo Choo Train).” I posted a track or two by The Tractors a few weeks back—outside of the novelty of their biggest hit, they were also a good band who penned some socially and politically conscious songs. Rather than record a proper follow-up, The Tractors released a long-forgotten Christmas album. I’ll post a few more tracks throughout the season. “The Shelter” is a retelling of the nativity story.

Christmas Time – The dB’s
This power pop group of the 70s and 80s doesn’t get enough respect. Think Marshall Crenshaw meets R.E.M. This comes off their 2006 re-release of Christmastime.

Little Saint Nick – The Beach Boys
We had a comment about this one a few days back. With each passing year, this song grows higher on my list of favorite Christmas songs.

Don’t Believe In Christmas – The Sonics
Of course we believe at 77 Santas. But when “Fat Boy don’t show,” it’d be hard for anyone to believe.

Be back in a bit with three little dwarfs.

November 03, 2007

Happy Anniversary to Us!


JV told me yesterday that today is the 1 year anniversary of 77 Santas. Here's to many more. Unless JV tells me this blog relationship makes him feel dead inside, that he wants to see what's out there, that it's not me it's him, etc.
He is on the road today, so I will make a little post to keep things rolling along. Speaking of rolling along, how about those Buckeyes today!?! 28 unanswered points. Stellar. Felt good to get nervous for a little bit there, pacing around the living room etc. Focus, focus, focus. As coach says, we are "never satisified."













Just a handful today. Our posts will get longer and more detailed (mine, at least) as we get into December.

PC

November 02, 2007

If Christmas Can't Bring You Home

XM Radio launched their Christmas station yesterday—I’m not sure when Sirius puts theirs on the air, but be on the lookout. I finally organized all of my Christmas music today. If I’m on top of my game, I’ll get around 500 tracks up over the next two months—I live for this time of year. In the past few days, I’ve been listening to some tunes and feeling the spirit. But two days ago I found some Christmas decorations stored in the shed behind the house, apparently left by the last owners. Oodles of tree ornaments but the true find was a nativity scene snow globe that has to weigh around twenty pounds.

We’re going to do two tributes today. First up is Robert Goulet. When I was a kid, I had no idea who this guy was until he showed up on The Simpsons to sing at a casino Bart opened. Here’s a brief little track of Goulet doing a Simpsons version of Jingle Bells.

Jingle Bells – Robert Goulet

Next up is one that should have been posted a few months ago, Lucianna Pavarotti. There’s nothing I can add that hasn’t already been said. The man was a legend.

Adeste Fideles – Lucianno Pavarotti

Covering an old standard is tough work. So often, a “new” version of a Christmas song sounds exactly like the dozens of others we’ve already heard. But Jigsaw Seen delivers a version of a classic that isn’t like any version ever recorded, at least to my knowledge.

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen – Jigsaw Seen

Dig that bass line that goes as deep as Santa’s bag of goodies. I know nothing about Marguerite Trina but would love to find out when this song was actually recorded.

The Rocking Tree – Marguerite Trina

If you don’t know this by now, My Morning Jacket is one of the absolute best bands recording music today. This live track showcases that they are also one of the best live performers—and the ethereal lead vocals by Jim James are sublime.

Xmas Curtain – My Morning Jacket (live)

PC might be a little angry at me for posting this so early, but it was referenced in our comments yesterday. The way I see it, PC can post it again because you can never get enough of these guys.

Christmas Must Be Tonight – The Band

Finally, this one goes out to Bill Carty. Yes, Bill, you can now say that you’ve been name-checked on a Christmas blog. Thanks for sending this great track our way.

If Christmas Can’t Bring You Home – Reigning Sound

November 01, 2007

Good Grief

You cannot refute the fact of this song's title.

Vince Guaraldi: Christmas is Coming

PC

On the First Day of Christmas

XM Radio launched their Christmas station today. So, any naysayers who think we’re too early, turn off your Scrooge and get into the spirit.

We’ll keep it very, very simple for our first day and post our namesake and the best Christmas song ever recorded.

77 Santas – Gayla Peevey

Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) – Darlene Love

October 31, 2007

It Begins Tomorrow

The 77 Santas holiday season kicks off tomorrow. We’re going to be at it everyday until Christmas. Dare we say better than last year? Well, it just might be. Check back in then.

But before we kick it off, I had one last post I wanted to make. Over the weekend, I had the chance to see The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. If you’ve never heard of this movie, you’re not alone. Warner Bros. has gone out of their way to not market this film, even though it stars Brad Pitt, one of the biggest movie stars in the world. What little promotion they have done makes the film look like a shoot-em-up western. This film is anything but. The film is akin to Terrance Malick’s beautiful mood pieces like The New World and Days of Heaven—it is slow and contemplative, full of meandering plot. Yes, something mainstream audiences won’t like. But those are the types of films I love and Jesse James will become a forgotten masterpiece. Roger Deakins is without a doubt the finest cinematographer working in film today. His compositions and lighting are some of the most beautiful I’ve ever seen in a movie. The myths and legends of the Old West are obliterated in the film—though the sweeping shots of the prairie and wide open sky are beautiful, this is really a character film and a reflection of American society from over a century ago. There is deep loneliness in the characters—they are haunted by their past and by what they had once aspired to become. And they are obsessed with fame and how they will be remembered. If you are in the mood for essentially a tone poem on film, check this movie out. It’s definitely not for everyone’s tastes, but it earned a solid A from me.

One of the standouts of the film was the gorgeous score by Nick Cave and Warren Ellis. Cave already dabbled in westerns, writing last year’s The Proposition, and is a perfect choice for this very literary film. Cave’s songs read like brilliant and dark short stories. His delicate and brooding score should at least get him nominated for an Oscar. The score comes out November 13, but here’s a preview of three tracks.

Rather Lovely Thing – Nick Cave and Warren Ellis

Song for Jesse – Nick Cave and Warren Ellis

Song for Bob – Nick Cave and Warren Ellis

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October 29, 2007

The Thin Man from West Plains

Sorrow on the Rocks

Committed to Parkview

NASHVILLE, Tennessee (AP) -- Porter Wagoner was known for a string of country hits in the '60s, perennial appearances at the Grand Ole Opry in his trademark rhinestone suits, and for launching the career of Dolly Parton.
Like many older performers, his star had faded in recent years. But his death from lung cancer Sunday, at 80, came only after a remarkable late-career revival that won him a new generation of fans.
The Missouri-born Wagoner signed with RCA Records in 1955 and joined the Opry in 1957, "the greatest place in the world to have a career in country music," he said in 1997. His showmanship, suits and pompadoured hair made him famous.
He had his own syndicated TV show, "The Porter Wagoner Show," for 21 years, beginning in 1960. It was one of the first syndicated shows to come out of Nashville and set a pattern for many others.
"Some shows are mechanical, but ours was not polished and slick," he said in 1982.
Among his hits, many of which he wrote or co-wrote, were "Carroll County Accident," "A Satisfied Mind," "Company's Comin'," "Skid Row Joe," "Misery Loves Company" and "Green Green Grass of Home."
The songs often told stories of tragedy or despair. In "Carroll County Accident," a married man having an affair is killed in a car crash; "Skid Row Joe" deals with a once-famous singer who's lost everything.
In 2002, he was elected to the Country Music Hall of Fame.
In May, after years without a recording contract, he signed with ANTI- records, an eclectic Los Angeles label best known for alt-rock acts like Tom Waits, Nick Cave and Neko Case.
Wagoner's final album, "Wagonmaster," was released in June and earned him some of the best reviews of his career. Over the summer, he was the opening act for the influential rock duo White Stripes at a sold-out show at New York's Madison Square Garden.
"The young people I met backstage, some of them were 20 years old. They wanted to get my autograph and tell me they really liked me," Porter said with tears in his eyes the day after the New York show. "If only they knew how that made me feel -- like a new breath of fresh air."
To many music fans, Wagoner was best known as the man who boosted Parton's career. He had hired the 21-year-old singer as his duet partner in 1967, when she was just beginning to gain notice through songs such as "Dumb Blonde."
They were the Country Music Association's duo of the year in 1970 and 1971, recording hit duets including "The Last Thing on My Mind."
Parton's solo country records, such as her autobiographical "Coat of Many Colors," also began climbing the charts in the early 1970s. She wrote the pop standard "I Will Always Love You" in 1973 after Wagoner suggested she shift from story songs to focus on love songs.
The two quit singing duets in 1974 and she went on to wide stardom with pop hits and movies such as "9 to 5," whose theme song was also a hit for her.
Wagoner sued her for $3 million in assets, but they settled out of court in 1980. He said later they were always friendly, "but it's a fact that when you're involved with attorneys and companies that have them on retainer, it makes a different story."
At a charity roast for Wagoner in 1995, she explained the breakup this way: "We split over creative differences. I was creative, and Porter was different."
He said in a 1982 Associated Press interview that his show "was a training ground for her; she learned a great deal and I exposed her to very important people and the country music fans."
She was present at the ceremony in May 2007 honoring Wagoner on his silver anniversary with the Opry. At the time, he called Parton "one of my best friends today." She also visited him in the hospital as he battled cancer.
Wagoner, who had survived an abdominal aneurysm in 2006, was hospitalized again this month and his publicist disclosed he had lung cancer. He died at 8:25 p.m. CDT Sunday in a Nashville hospice, said Darlene Bieber, a spokeswoman for the Opry.
Country singer and Opry member Dierks Bentley visited Wagoner in the hospice over the weekend and said Wagoner led them in prayer, thanking God for his friends, his family and the Grand Ole Opry.
"The loss of Porter is a great loss for the Grand Ole Opry and for country music, and personally it is a great loss of a friend I was really just getting to know," Bentley said. "I feel blessed for the time I had with him."
Pete Fisher, vice president and general manager of the Opry, said the Opry family of musicians and performers was deeply saddened by the news. "His passion for the Opry and all of country music was truly immeasurable," Fisher said.
Wagoner was born in West Plains, Mo., and became known as "The Thin Man From West Plains" because of his lanky frame. He recalled that he spent hours as a child pretending to be an Opry performer, using a tree stump as a stage.
He started in radio, then became a regular on the "Ozark Jubilee," one of the first televised national country music shows. On the Opry since 1957, he joined Roy Acuff and other onetime idols.
At one point his wardrobe included more than 60 handmade rhinestone suits.
"Rhinestone suits are just beautiful under the lights," he said. "They've become a big part of my career. I get more compliments on my outfits than any other entertainer -- except for Liberace."
While he continued with the Opry, and even had a small part in the 1982 movie "Honky Tonk Man" starring Clint Eastwood, his recording career dried up in the 1980s -- until his return this year.
"I stopped making records because I didn't like the way they were wanting me to record," he said. "When RCA dropped me from the label, I didn't really care about making records for another label because I didn't have any say in what they would release and how they would make the records and so forth."

October 27, 2007

Leave it on the field, hang your hat in your locker

And get ready to get back to work in the upcoming week....

PC

October 26, 2007

Break Me Off A Piece of That Football Cream!

32 hours away. So, number 2 Boston College survived last night. That means number 1 Ohio State has to fall, at least in terms of keeping up with the tradition of this season. I’m going to put on a little costume tomorrow night and wish I had a digital camera so I could show everyone—though there’s no Halloween party, I have to wear this during the game.

Dancing On Our Graves – The Cave Singers
More like dancing on Ohio State’s grave! Snap!

PC, your boys ready for a trip to Linebacker U?


Tomorrow, we will continue an old tradition at Beaver Stadium. To win.


There is no name on our jerseys.


We are...

October 23, 2007

Forecast: White Out Conditions

For the next five days, this blog will be about one thing: Penn State vs. Ohio State.

I am a Penn State fan. PC is an Ohio State fan. For three and a half hours Saturday, we will hate each other. But until then, we will be relentless in our verbal tirades and taunts. If you come here for the great songs we usually post—allow us this indulgence. The Christmas extravaganza will start November 1. We’ll return to our sane, thoughtful selves then.

Right now, our minds are focused one thing: Beaver Stadium, 8 pm, Saturday. OSU is perched atop the number one spot. Penn State is crawling up from the bottom of the rankings. But these teams always play each other hard. It’s Big Ten and college football at its very best.

Of course Ohio State will walk away the losers—if I’m not mistaken, I believe the state’s motto is “Ohio Is for Losers.” And I’ve heard that recently, ever since the 2005 ass-kicking delivered by Penn State, Ohio State’s buckeyes have gotten a little smaller, if you know what I mean.

Nothing But A Heartache – The Detroit Cobras
That’s what OSU are going to have.

I Want You So Hard (Boy’s Bad News) – Eagles of Death Metal
Yes, I do want it hard. And PC, we’re going to be bad news for your crew.

I’m Not Like Everybody Else – Chocolate Watchband
Nope, Penn State isn’t like one of the imposter teams OSU has rolled over this year.

October 18, 2007

24 Country Songs

If you’re too snobby for another installment of our country showcase, then just keep on moving. Though I compiled these songs, much credit goes to PC for making me dig out some great music by Dwight Yoakam and Hank Williams III. Rather than blather on, I’ll let you check out the songs.

The Late Great Golden State – Dwight Yoakam
The first track off Population: Me, this track features background vocals that sound like something from a 1960s country album—nothing in country music is doing any kind of throwback like this.

Things Change – Dwight Yoakam
Off A Long Way Home—Yoakam is one of the most underrated writers of love songs in the past twenty-five years. The man knows how to pen a great country ballad.

Population: Me – Dwight Yoakam
I love the shuffling drumbeat and the sparse acoustic guitar. Once again, nothing on modern country radio sounds like this—and you can year the influence of Buck Owens on Yoakam’s voice. Wait for the tuba and banjo to play. Together.

Nothing – Dwight Yoakam
Gone featured Yoakam during his creative peak—this music couldn’t be classified as any genre. That’s why Yoakam will remain a cult figure—you can’t pin him down, and that’s refreshing.

A Long Way Home – Dwight Yoakam
This is an acoustic version of dwightyoakamacoustic.net, an album whose title I’ve never figured out. This version showcases the man’s trademark voice. One of his rawest and very best albums.

The Back of Your Hand – Dwight Yoakam
Another mournful, yet hopeful, ballad. The title of the song says it all.

A Thousand Miles from Nowhere – Dwight Yoakam
One of my favorites from the man, off 1993’s This Time, my personal favorite by him. I was twelve or thirteen when I heard this and… well, if I would ever finish my little country music essay, you could read all about this and many other songs from the time.

Suspicious Minds – Dwight Yoakam
An incendiary cover of The King from the forgettable Nicholas Cage movie Honeymoon in Vegas. The electric guitar just tears it up.

Ain’t That Lonely Yet – Dwight Yoakam
Another beautiful country pop song—pretty much a perfect number.

Fast As You – Dwight Yoakam
A killer guitar riff, rock organ, and a great beat—rock radio wishes it could find something like this. Is there still rock radio?

The Blue Collar Rock – The Tractors
In 1994, I loved The Tractors. Their first single, “Baby Likes to Rock It,” was a swinging, shuffling number that scored heavy rotation on CMT. This country downer features a chorus that would make Merle smile. And my favorite line of the day: “My life is certified solid rock hard.”

I’ve Had Enough – The Tractors
Always loved this song—just the perfect rural lament about life and love. You’ll hear more of The Tractors in a few weeks—I’m one of a handful of people who probably own Have Yourselves A Tractors Christmas.

Semi-Crazy – Junior Brown (with Red Simpson)
Red Simpson was perhaps the greatest singer of trucker songs. Junior Brown—with his deep baritone sounding like a roaring eighteen wheeler—tears up the slide guitar and waxes poetic about a “slap-happy, gear-jamming, coffee-drinking truck driving fool.”

White Lightening – George Jones
Might, mighty pleasin’, Pappy’s corn squeezin’s.

4th of July – Shooter Jennings
Waylon’s song released one of the best country albums this decade with Put the O Back in Country. Think about that title if you don’t get it.

Manifesto No. 1 – Shooter Jennings
Sex, Jesus, and rock music. That’s a combination.

Satan Is Real – The Louvin Brothers
Since we had Jesus, we need some Satan to balance it out. Maybe the best album cover ever?

Medley: Satan Is Real/Straight to Hell – Hank Williams III
Straight to Hell is Hank III singing about drinkin’, screwin’, and druggin’. What did you expect a Williams to sing about?

Country Heroes – Hank Williams III
A tribute to the legends who’ve inspired Hank III. The first time I heard this song was about 10 at night in my car alone. It gave me the chills, but the electric guitar alone was enough to coax me to buy this record.

D. Ray White – Hank Williams III
D. Ray White was widely thought to be the best mountain dancer in America before his murder in 1985. He’s still a legend in Boone County, West Virginia and beyond. His son, Jesco White, is the Dancing Outlaw. If you’ve never seen this documentary, track it down. Jesco is an American original.

Pills I Took – Hank Williams III
This song is pretty much about exactly what the title says.

Crazed Country Rebel – Hank Williams III
Overdose of drugs, overdose of sin, I’m gonna live it to the fullest like I’m on in ten.

Lifetime to Prove – BR5-49
Junior Samples used to call BR5-49 on Hee Haw—yeah, I liked Hee Haw. Sue me. And it’s a great name for this country band. They mix cowboy punk, swing, and raw country for a sound that’s amazing.

One Long Saturday Night – BR5-49
I wish every Saturday night sounded like this.

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

Some sad news today—Teresa Brewer has died. Below is her obituary from The Associated Press, followed by a song.

NEW YORK (AP) -- Singer Teresa Brewer, an Ohio native who topped the charts in the 1950s with such hits as "Till I Waltz Again with You" and performed with jazz legends Count Basie and Duke Ellington, died Wednesday. She was 76.

Brewer died at her home in New Rochelle of a neuromuscular disease, family spokesman Bill Munroe said. Her four daughters were at her bedside.

Brewer had scores of hits in the 1950s and a burgeoning film career but pared down her public life to raise her children. She re-emerged a decade later to perform with jazz greats Ellington, Dizzy Gillespie and Wynton Marsalis.

"She was just a wonderful, lovely lady," said Munroe, a longtime family friend. "Her career was always a hobby with her; her family always came first. She always considered her legacy not to be the gold records and the TV appearances, but her loving family."

Brewer had close to 40 songs that topped the charts, Munroe said, including "Dancin' with Someone," "Into Each Life Some Rain Must Fall," "Ricochet" and "Let Me Go Lover."
Throughout her decades-long career, Brewer performed on TV with Mel Torme, sang with Tony Bennett and guest-hosted several variety shows, including "The Ed Sullivan Show," according to her Web site.

She was born in Toledo, Ohio, in 1931, and her mother took her to her first audition at age 2 -- for a radio show called "Uncle August's Kiddie Show." Brewer sang "Take Me Out to The Ball Game" and performed for pay consisting of cupcakes and cookies from the show's sponsor.

Brewer continued appearing on radio shows off and on until high school, when she quit and moved to New York. There, she started performing in a string of talent shows, which eventually led to a recording career.

By 1952 she had her first hit, the single "Gonna Get Along Without Ya Now," on Coral Records, and her first child.

In 1953, "Till I Waltz Again With You" sold more than 1.4 million copies. That year she also won a poll conducted by Paramount Pictures to select the country's most popular female singer to cast in the studio's 3-D Technicolor movie, "Those Redheads from Seattle."

She landed one of the title roles, and reviews were rave. Paramount offered her a seven-year contract, but she declined, choosing instead to stay in New Rochelle.

Brewer continued to record and make TV appearances, but she had four girls by then and spent most of her time raising them, Munroe said. Her popularity waned until the 1970s, when she became reacquainted with jazz producer Bob Thiele and began recording jazz standards with jazz greats. The two eventually married after she and her first husband divorced.

Funeral arrangements weren't complete, Munroe said. Brewer's survivors include her four daughters, four grandsons and five great-grandchildren. Thiele died in 1996.

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Brewer sang my favorite version of “I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.” For the longest time, I couldn’t pin down the exact date of this song. But today I found Teresa Brewer Center. The site offers a pretty comprehensive look at her career. And I found out when the 45 was released—1953. This was a year after Jimmy Boyd’s original single. So, Brewer was 22 when she recorded this song and her voice sounds wonderful. Though it’s a few days our scheduled Christmas laungh, I’m going to post the song anyway.

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clause – Teresa Brewer

I’ll be back later today with some more songs.

October 11, 2007

TRG #2


Ok, Here's another sampling of this week's train ride tunes.

The 1900s: When I Say Go

Off their newly released debut album. It's great. Go buy it!

Bruce Springsteen: Girls in Their Summer Clothes

Ok, so I went to the record store this weekend. This off of "Magic." Thanks, JV, for haggling me until I bought it. It's awesome.



Such grace.



This is the only album I know or own by them. It's kind of irresistable. Not many of the songs are over two minutes, but they all pack a wallop.



This from the album that brought about the change in name and sound for the ever solid and prolific Jason Molina. Wonder how many ghosts I've ridden with on the train.



This might be my favorite Hip Hop song of all time. So much fucked up American history packed into five wickedly beat and horn driven minutes.



From the great album of the same name. Pairs well with canned, cold beer. My favorite brand of beer by the way.



What? You don't own "Fear of Music"???



What? You don't own everything they ever made?



Nothing like ending with two classics.


That's it. I just got this Phil Spector Box Set. Look for some of these tracks soon. 4 discs, one of which is the Christmas Album. It also comes with a bonus button for your collar and mine came with a handgun too. Strange.

My friend Crow also posed the desert island 5 album challenge on me. I'm thinking it over. It is not easy. When I've decided, I will post.

Til Then Kiddies,
PC

A Quick One

The annual Christmas inventory is coming along nicely. I’m discovering that I have more holiday songs that I ever imagined. But of course, that is good news for you lovers of Christmas tunes. We’re kicking it off November 1 this year. Be here. Be ready to download. Be ready for Santa. 77 of them in fact.

Until then, I’m still compiling my tracks, taking a little respite before the main action starts—much Santa in this picture.

But, here’s a quick, non-holiday related post.

Hold On Tight – Electric Light Orchestra
I couldn’t get it out of my head after seeing the commercial.

Whispers (Gettin’ Louder) – Jackie Wilson
Sad story: he suffered a massive heart attack while performing in New Jersey, collapsing head-first onto the stage. He was comatose for the next eight years until he died. What a voice.

Everybody Knows – O.V. Wright
Southern soul at its best.

My Baby Loves a Bunch of Authors – Moxy Fruvous
Name-checks about every author you could imagine, including just-announced Nobel Price winner Doris Lessing. Yeah, I’m a nerd.

Slug Line – John Hiatt
Commercialism and main-stream music labels ripped apart. “First we sterilize it/ Then we merchandise it.”

October 02, 2007

Train Ride Gleanings


If I had the energy, I would post a few of the tunes I listen to on my iPod each day while commuting on the CTA. Since I don't, take this post and deal. Quick shout out to my brother, who bought me said iPod. The thing has changed my life. I used to lug around a portable cd player, and could only listen to one album all day. While JV plans to pack it up til November, I will try to stay as current as I usually do until the season of jingle bell music descends. Then I'll kick it into high gear, especially when Christmas break comes. It can't come soon enough. Here ya go:



Don't turn right, that's Boredom Avenue.



Didn't 311 cover this? Why did 311 cover this? Why is 311?



Such a great song. For Nicole. As is this next one:

Deep Purple: Hush


I was listening to "Welcome to the Jungle" last week and recalled the first time I heard this song, and the entire Appetite album. I was in 5th or 6th grade and I dubbed it (remember that! High Speed Dubbing!) off my brother so that my parents wouldn't know. I was listening to it through headphones and once that opening riff, followed by the whispered "Oh My God," followed by that primal as primal gets scream made their way through my ears my life immediately accelerated. I'll never forget it. What a fucking kick ass album of rock and roll music. Axl may be a bit difficult (could I have put that any more lightly?) but still, these guys did it. I'm not upset that they no longer put out albums because what they put out squashes so much. So, after all of this Appetite talk, I'll give you a few from their also awesome Lies album.



"She bitched so much, she drove me nuts, and now we're happier this way."

You're Crazy

"You know you are. Bring it down. You're fucking crazy!"



All my life I've always wondered if Axl was singing his true feelings or singing in character .... I have no idea. What a bizarre fucking song. Still, I sing along with it in my head, which makes me feel weirder than usual. Weirder than usual. Right.


I'll end it with the Boss, who has a new album out today. JV is buying it tonight and he will post some of it in the next couple days or I'll send dead thrushes to him through US Mail.

10th Avenue Freeze Out

I fucking love this song. Tasteful horns, that driving piano line. It reminds me of my buddy Crow back in Cleveland. This is one we'd put on the jukebox and sing along to, a couple of nice cold ones at our side.

Go Fuck Yourself San Diego,
PC



Country Music Stars Challenge Al-Qaeda with Patriotic New Song ‘Bomb New York’

As previously mentioned, we’re going to start our Christmas bash on November 1. Between then and now, our posts might be a bit sporadic since we’re combing through our reservoir of holiday goodness, writing new content, and preparing our tracks. Making our lists, checking it twice. We’ll do our best, but no guarantees.

And now for something completely different.

I first started visiting The Onion in high school, probably after first reading about it in Entertainment Weekly. It was exactly what I needed at that point in my life. Every Tuesday the talented staff updated the site with a new week’s worth of content. I even drew inspiration from the satirical site, creating my own parody of a high school newspaper (though my high school didn’t have anything artsy like that) on my home computer. I printed out copies and handed them out at school. It mocked the students, teachers, and social mores until the principal kindly took me aside and told me to never, ever do such a thing again. Principals have no sense of humor.

Over the years, The Onion has still proven itself relevant and brilliant. Their first day back after 9/11 remains their greatest hour, in my opinion. Often times their articles are dead-on funny yet also overwhelmingly sad—and that’s what good satire is all about. Their article about Rudolph Giuliani, “Giuliani To Run For President Of 9/11,” becomes more and more prophetic as his campaign drags on.

Today, The Onion has one of my favorite stories in quite a while as part of their video section, The Onion News Network. At first, I thought the videos were a bit obvious, going places where The Daily Show had been for some time. But, as the writers adapted, they have put some great content on the videos that wouldn’t have been capable as a print-only story.

Such is the case with “Country Music Stars Challenge Al-Qaeda with Patriotic New Song ‘Bomb New York’.”

This is a pitch-perfect parody of country singers such as Aaron Tippin, Toby Keith, and Darryl Worley, artists who made their “patriotic” anthems such as “Where the Stars and Stripes and Eagles Fly,” “Angry American (Courtesy the Red, White, and Blue,” and “Have You Forgotten.” These songs profited from 9/11 while trudging out jingoistic, xenophobic, and sappy lyrics. And, modern country music fans devoured this aggressive language. Of course they probably also endorsed a president who told our enemies to “Bring it on.”

This video and song speak for themselves. And, if you’re one of the people who hasn’t read The Onion, do yourself the favor.


Country Music Stars Challenge Al-Qaeda With Patriotic New Song "Bomb New York"

Go Ahead (Bomb New York) – Tayna Bertram, Wayne McMurtry, and Friends (The Onion)

September 30, 2007

When It’s Springtime In Alaska

Where have I been in the past week? My head was buried in the dirt for much of it, embarrassed for my Nittany Lions after talking them up so much.

And after another loss yesterday, what can you really say? Anthony Morelli has done all he can in the quarterback spot—it’s hard to criticize a college player because he’s not a professional athlete, he’s young, and he’s uncompensated for his performance on the field and whatever he shit he takes off the field. But I don’t think all of this is his fault—it’s his coaches. We’ve seen the Paterno Quarterback Club before—it is rare that one of them will rise up. Michael Robinson did this, and perhaps that’s why so many expected big things from Morelli. I shared some of these thoughts with PC—he said, “Yeah, but remember everyone said that two years ago and then you won the Orange Bowl.” That’s true. But Paterno hasn’t adjusted the game plans one bit this season—nothing exemplifies this more than out their play against Michigan. All we had to do was open up the offense and spread it out. And we sure didn’t do a damned thing. I love JoePa, he’s done incredible things for Penn State and its football program, and he’s a legend of the game. Hell, he’s one of my heroes. But I’m not going to be an apologist anymore—much of this is his fault. A quarterback’s confidence is based on how much confidence his coach has in him. Unfortunately, Joe plays to not lose. He hasn’t been playing to win. And that’s how Morelli has been playing. Those three interceptions in Illinois, I think, were his attempt to win, but he wasn’t able to step up, mainly because JoePa has never fully dropped the leash. And now, I fear that we’re in for a long season. Special thanks to PC for calling me and giving play-by-play throughout the last half of the game. Seems Comcast can't get The Big Ten Network and that both parties are assholes. But PC is getting it in Chicago, which is great. Also, I'd like to formally apologize for ESPN analyst Kirk Herbstreit. He talked up Penn State before the Michigan game, ranked us at number five, and picked us to win the championship. We made Kirk Herbstreit look like an asshole the past two weeks. Kirk, thank you for believing in us, and I'm sorry. By the way, I had no idea that you are an avid Star Wars fan.

Coconut Grove – The Lovin’ Spoonful

Autumn Almanac – The Kinks

Rings – Cymarron

Please Don’t Talk About Me When I’m Gone – Nina Stern

Piece of My Heart – Erma Franklin

Saginaw, Michigan – Lefty Frizzell

When It’s Springtime in Alaska – Johnny Horton


Don’t Hang No Halos On Me – Connie Eaton

White Lightening – George Jones

Gather ‘Round – Love
Note on this song: discovered it at The Rising Storm. Check out that blog (it's linked on our side) for some amazing songs.

There’s a great essay in the New York Times today by Stephen King. I may not always love the man’s fiction, but his “Pop of King” column in Entertainment Weekly is first-rate and I always enjoy hearing his thoughts on writing. The essay laments the state of the short story—it seems Uncle Stevie thinks that most stories read as if they were written for teachers, writers, or would-be-writers. The stories don’t make you want to know what happens next—which, as I remember, is what made me first love the art form of storytelling so much. My grandmother knows this—it’s how she tells stories. There is suspense, humor, drama, and a beginning, middle, and end. But above all, her stories are entertaining. And that’s what writing should be—there’s an audience who just wants a good story. Of course that audience is shrinking by the day—as King rightfully points out, many people who read literary journals like Zoetrope of Ecotone are teachers, writers, or would-be-writers. And yet, many of these people, it seems, don’t consider the actual story of a story.

I could count on one hand how many times people told me to write a good story in graduate school—however, that story is much different for undergrad. Sure, there’s a place for lyricism, for a stunning poetic sentence, but if you can’t tell me a story, why should I listen or read what you’re offering? And more often than not, many can’t tell a story and their lyricism is hazy and abstruse—it’s like looking out a window while having cataracts on your eyes. King’s reference to Bob Dylan’s line about “the true meaning of a pear” was hilarious but strangely relevant. I wonder if either of these men have read lyric essays or literary criticism?

Here’s a bonus song:
I Am Drinking Again – Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy

September 21, 2007

Don't Talk to Me. Don't Sing. Shut Up, Asswipe.


I'm tired, but I want to make a little post before bed. A little instrumental mix to send us off to dreamland.

Alice in Chains: Whale and Wasp


I love these guys and wish they were still making music. I think many people think of their musics as barrels of sludge, and while that is most often right, sometimes I think it's barrels of moss with a few wildflowers strewn about. Such a gorgeous tune off of the great "Jar of Flies." Hints of Metallica in this song. I think they toured together.




Off of "The Transfiguration of Vincent." M Ward is a wonderful guitar player and I wish he'd put out an album of instrumental numbers like this.




I'd be remiss not to put a track off of Fahey's "The Transfiguration of Blind Joe Death." We post him a lot on here. For a reason. No need to discuss it further. Just listen.




Off of "Bare Trees," an album I recently bought and am currently in love with. It's nice.




Ah, fuck it.




I love Lambchop, I really do. But I don't listen to them enough. It's weird.




Well, yeah.




Gorgeous like first ice in winter.

Night night. Go Bucks, Go Nittany Lions.
PC

A Trip to the Shit House

Last year on our now defunct IDM blog, I made a pre-game post for the Michigan and Penn State match-up. A few hours later, I made another post simply titled “Fuck Michigan.” That pretty much speaks for itself. Michigan ruined Penn State’s 2005 season, with quarterback Chad Henne connecting a touchdown pass to Mario Manningham in the final seconds of the game, and thus winning the game. As recently as a year ago, I still dreamed about that game and woke with a ball of pain in my stomach. Out of all the sporting events I’ve watched in this my life, this was easily one of the worst moments, right up there with the Cub’s disastrous play-off run in 2004. With the game at Beaver Stadium in 2006, the game was supposed to be revenge for Penn State. Unfortunately, and there’s no better way to say this, Michigan man-handled us. We walked away bruised, battered, and embarrassed yet again.

But it’s a new year. Penn State is a better team. Michigan is, I hope, a worse team. And we’re going back to The Shit House to play them again tomorrow. It’s a huge rivalry and the game is going to be tough, even if Michigan did start out their season at 0-2. It’s Big Ten ball and anything can happen. If Michigan wins, then they’re back on track and could make a run for the Big Ten title. If Penn State wins, we’ll be the team that everyone else will try to knock us off.

I hope lots of Penn State fans make the trip to Michigan—and of course, don’t buy anything while in Michigan, a long-standing tradition PC’s Green Hornet Society has abided by. Never contribute to Michigan’s economy. My friend Nick made the trip in 2005 and felt his heart turn to cement in a matter of seconds. He’s making the trip again this year. He deserves a win against the Wolverines. We all do.

Do you know what wolverines are? They’re weasels. They prey upon animals that are injured. They’re strong and sneaky—they’ve been known to kill moose. Basically, they sound like real asshole animals to me. So I guess it’s no surprise that Lloyd Carr is the coach of the Michigan Wolverines. This man is the biggest whiner, sourpuss, and asshole in the Big Ten and all of college football—sorry Fupa Weis. The fact that he created two extra seconds in the 2005, which decided the outcome, makes him akin to the devil in my book.

But Carr and his Wolverines can’t escape the Nittany Lions this year. Mountain lions can kill prey seven times bigger than they are. All they need is a single bite at the base of the skull to break their prey’s neck, much like Dan Connor drives offensive players into their graves. Normally, lions like to snack on the larger animals (maybe Trojans?), but they will eat smaller pests, such as wolverines. And I think on Saturday afternoon in Ann Arbor, MI, the Penn State Nittany Lions are going to just pure fucking devour some pansy-ass Michigan Wolverines.

Here’s a little PSU vs. Michigan mix.

Heartbeats – Scala and Kolacny Brothers (The Knife cover)
This somber, piano-driver song reminds me of the heartbreak Penn State has suffered in the past eight years to Michigan. I like to reflect on those past losses—the sadness, strangely, motivates me.

Of Fortuna – Carl Orff
A classical music, sporting event staple. The soaring choir and the rocketing build-up are a prelude to battle.

This Will Be Our Year – The Zombies
Took a long time to come.

In the Air Tonight – Phil Collins
The drums are at the 3:41 mark, for those wondering. Oh Lord.

Welcome to the Jungle – Guns ‘n Roses
Nothing like some GNR to shred some strings and get you fired up.

Penn State Fight Song – The Penn State Blue Band

TNT – AC/DC
Oi! Oi! Oi!

20th Century Boy – T. Rex
Loud and full of glam.

Whipping – Pearl Jam
Don’t need a helmet, got a hard, hard head.

Search and Destroy – Iggy & The Stooges
The one who searches and destroys.

Seek and Destroy – Metallica
We’re looking for you to start up a fight.

Mama Said Knock You Out – LL Cool Jay
I still all the lyrics to this after fifteen years or so.
The Nittany Lion – The Penn State Blue Band

Numb (Encore) – Jay Z with Linkin Park
I don’t even like Linkin Park, but this song is great.

Right Now – Van Halen
Eight years losing? It’s time to turn this thing around, right now. This song also makes me want to drink a can of Crystal Pepsi.

Lose Yourself – Eminem
Listening to those opening lines—yeah, I know it’s about a rapper, but I like to think it’s about Anthony Morelli, ready to drop bombs.

B.O.B. (Bombs Over Baghdad) – Outkast
Is this the best rap song ever recorded? It’s definitely in the top three. Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang!

The Final Countdown – Europe
There’s no way I can hear this without thinking of Arrested Development. Look at banner, Michael!

Eye of the Tiger – Survivor
The epitome of 80’s cheese and sports cliché, but damned if I care. I love it.

Zombie Nation Remix – Kernkraft
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh.

The Nittany Lion’s Roar

September 18, 2007

Summer Is Over: Disc Two

Another week of pro and college football has passed. Both of our teams—PC’s Buckeyes and Browns, and my Nittany Lions and Steelers—came away with wins. Good weekend for sports. And the weather was perfect. Chilly fall days, crisp blue skies, and cool nights. Nothing better. PC criticized the title of my last post—yes, it wasn’t entirely accurate, but then again, since I’m a Penn State fan, I can’t exactly take up Ohio State’s cause. I just hope that anyone who plays Michigan ends up beating them.

As promised, here’s disc two of the annual fall mix. The first mix has expired, but if you have a request, I'm sure we can get a few back up.

Ghost Riders In the Sky – The Ramrods
A mix of surf instrumental and cowboy punk—I don’t know what you’d call it other than original and great.

Dreamer – Jenn Grant
Another original soung—Jenn Grant mixes up traditional folk, found sounds, and some good beats. She’s every bit as good as Feist but isn’t on an iPod commercial.

Monkberry Moon Delight – Paul McCartney
I consider this Sir Paul’s most underrated song off the largely forgotten album Ram. It sounds as if Paul, along with those back-up singers, snorted five pounds of coke before the producer hit the record button. He screams the lyrics and sounds like a maniac. But it’s loaded with energy, absurd lyrics, and a bass line that propels this thing into infinity.

In Your Veins – The Soundtrack of Our Lives
This Swedish band has been around for years and sound like the perfect throwback to the sixties. This melancholy tracks, with the strings, the delicate piano, and the haunting vocals are sublime.

No Moon – Iron & Wine
Nothing like some dusty, old-timey sounding music for the fall.

Place to Be – Nick Drake
Not there is anything to say here that hasn’t already been said.

Milk and Honey – Jackson C. Frank
Check out the history of this guy. Music this pretty only comes from someone this tortured—see above song.

King Harvest (Has Surely Come) – The Band
Scarecrow and a yellow moon,
and pretty soon a carnival on the edge of town,
King Harvest has surely come.

Friday Night at the Drive-In Bingo – Jens Lekman
This song just reminds of driving around with friends in high school, with nowhere to go, except somewhere we didn’t want to be.

Sunny Sunday Mill Valley Groove Day – Frank Black
I love this song, but damned if it isn’t hard to sing along with that chorus.

Forget Marie – Lee Hazelwood
Gonna go as far as fourteen dollars will take a fool like me…

These Dreams – Jim Croce
Another great artist who died way too young—seems there are too many on this mix. Croce had his own guitar playing style and voice. He’ll always remain one of my favorites.

Seasons – Chris Cornell
One of my favorites off the Singles soundtrack. Cornell’s voice, as always, is amazing. And the acoustic guitars. I love it.

House on the Lake – Rosanne Cash
This is my favorite song off her very good Black Cadillac, an elegy to the famous lake house Johnny and June shared.

Round the Bend – Beck
Sea Change makes my desert island list, the closest anyone has gotten to recording a Hank Williams album since Hank stopped doing it in 1953. The straight-forward lyrics, the finger-picking, the misery and heartache, the strings—this is his masterpiece and I don’t think he’ll ever top it.

California Dreamin’ – The Mamas and the Papas
All the leaves are brown. And the sky is gray.

Pretty Ballerina – The Left Banke
That off-key piano reminds me of leaves falling.

Laid a Highway – Tift Merritt
If country music still had any balls left, Tift Merritt would be a fucking star—sorry Faith Hill, but you suck. Tift is a great songwriter, singer, and has a great stage presence. I could listen to her all day.

Route 23 – Chatham County Line
A fine bluegrass band from North Carolina—saw them open for Tift Merritt during my former life. Another song about a road passing a town by. Reminds me of what recently happened in the area where I grew up.

I Saw the Light – Hank Williams
I’ve said this many times—Hank Williams is one of the best songwriters because he never wasted a word. This gospel song is poetic, beautiful, and tragic, considering the vices that eventually killed Williams. His voice is alive and strong in this, as it always will be.

All the Young Dudes – Mott the Hoople
Yes, maybe the only time Hank Sr. and glam rock have been juxtaposed with each other. The soaring chorus, the angst-soaked delivery of the lyrics—it was all written by David Bowie, who claims the song is about the apocalypse, not a trashing of the 60s as most thought.

Long May You Run – Neil Young
An elegy to his first car, but it could just as well be about anything.

September 14, 2007

We Don't Give Damn for the Whole State of Michigan

Columbus , OH (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Franklin County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the University of Michigan Wolverines , whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.


Tick Tick Boom – The Hives

The “tick, tick” you hear? That’s the sound of Penn State’s Dan Conner running up behind you. The “boom” is him pummeling you eight inches into the ground. Once PSU gets through Buffalo this weekend, we're going to The Shit House and taking on those Wolverines for some long-deserved payback.

Be back Sunday for the second disc of my fall mix.

September 13, 2007

Deep in the Soil


Carnations


Pale blossoms, each balanced on a single jointed stem,
The leaves curled back in elaborate Corinthian scrolls;
And the air cool, as if drifting down from wet hemlocks,
Or rising out of ferns not far from water,
A crisp hyacinthine coolness,
Like that clear autumnal weather of eternity,
The windless perpetual morning above a September cloud.

--Theodore Roethke

Bobby Bare Jr.'s Young Criminals Starvation League:

The Heart Bionic





Bonnie 'Prince' Billy:

One with the Birds




Mont de Sundua:




My Morning Jacket:



I think this is the best song written in the past 30 or so years... I need to think about this more before I get verbose, but I seriously think it's the best since...


Bob Dylan:



Have a good weekend. Santa called me the other day. He's sees every last one of you fuckers.
Go Bucks.
PC